NEW BLOG, GWALB!!!

GWALB! hello, and WELCOME! I am going to be doing a "Gwalb for Rent" series of posts on a new blog. It will be called, "The Gwalb Existence". Buh-Bye, and thanks for reading this, sorry for the very shorty notice!

GWALB! Sierra

Email The Official, Relak-"GWALB!"

If this strikes your "To-Do List", you can email Relak, otherwise known as "Gwalb". "Gwalb" is a great actor, and actually, this actor is Emily Osment! Some thing her real name is Relak, and when they think that, they say, "And her nickname is 'Gwalb", so we have to call her that!" And since WHEN do stars get treated like that? WHEN? GWALB? That`s like killing her! GWALB! Everyone! I will change my text to.... courier? Naw.lucida grande.. GWALB. Perfect! I will use this from now on~~~... OK, guys, have to go now! But you do see Emily in there, right? Blondie over there! That`s Emily! OK, bye!

Sierra

SluttyGirl186 is Here

Ms. Miley has officially ended the Best of Both Worlds (world tour) Tour. She is going to go on a new movie shoot after her first movie, (not episode on the show) Best of Both Worlds Tour THE MOVIE in 3-D. She will now go to a new movie, guessingly calling it.. Hannah Montana:THE MOVIE, but maybe not. She will perform a new movie, and the mags now think, after the SluttyGirl186 (she is one of the slutty girls in photos now. Automatically, because she posted at least or more than 1 slutty photo that should be personal) , and since Miley is already a "member" of this little foundation created by my friend and I, Mary-Ann.
Now, to say, it`s extremely incredibly horrific for Mary-Ann and I, that Miley has to be in the SluttyGirl foundation. But she`s got to, she has no choice. She posted about 42 photos (all slutty, sad to say) and you can only do one. If you do ONE slutty photo, you are in it. So Miley`s gone way over the limit.....VERY SAD TO SAY!!!
I must go now, ppl! (people in teen talk, you know?)
Sierra

Officials are Questioning Miley on the Racy Photo Line

Miley, age 15, is starting to get slutty about her photos. And it`s all her fam`s fault.
Miley`s family had seen that photo of her topless, the only cover was predictably a bedsheet. Ms. Cyrus` family had said, "This is a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley, and she should do more for the world to see her beautifulness."
Well, some parents aren`t seeing that beautifulness. What they are seeing is slutty photos, of undies, and other things. Those photos are a whole other matter to Walt Disney Company. The hit million dollar t.v. show Hannah Montana, is very popular. Started in 2006/2005, Miley was looked up to as a role-model by girls about 6 to 14. These photos may be denting the Hannah Montana machine, and parents are agreeing. Fortunately, Miley has apologized to all fans, in her latest "Hannah 411" magazine, "Fans, I am apologizing on the racy photos taken by my mother. I am sad that some people have lost me, and I say great huge sorries to the fans of all sorts. Huge barrels of sorry, Miley"
Awesome old Miley is starting to fade her perfect-girl/ daddy`s-girl image, but about a week ago, she has deleted about 5000 racy photos, and a few fans are back. I was with her the whole time, thinking, "Well, she`s not the same in photos, but I know her hearts still the same." I am sorry about the tiny dent of the Hannah Montana machine, but I know, that she`s loved, and will probably be loved long after they post those "Where are They Now?" signs all over the place.

OprahFeature

Summer is almost in PA (Pennsylvania) but Summer is always here in Florida. I want to give kudos to everybody who made the puppy mill Oprah feature possible. Puppy mills are horrific.

Sierra

I love this photo of Miley. It`s so beautiful! Post if you agree. If you don`t agree, post and tell me.
Sierra